Don’t get loco, ese.

So let me get this straight: teens have to get parental consent to tan, but getting parental consent for an abortion is trampling on the universal human rights of underage idiots. But God forbid those kids want some organic, unpasturized milk. Then the Feds are going to have to intervene. Am I missing something? Have we gone completely insane? That last question was rhetorical, of course.