Teeny-weeny caesars with teeny weenies.

Mayor Bloomberg is a very, very weird dude indeed. I think he’d benefit from some psychotherapy.

America has become the land of a thousand teeny caesars, all divine in their own minds, the stars of their own Imperial reality shows. Of course, we have one giant Caesar, who is pretty concerned that we’re all rendering unto him what he is due. And maybe a little more. Gotta pay your fair share, you know.

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2 Responses to Teeny-weeny caesars with teeny weenies.

  1. I grew up in New York, and there used to be the stereotype of the ‘tough’ New Yorker. The passivity of New Yorkers is pathetic!

  2. And if Teeny-Weeny Caesar ever got his teeny weenie caught in his zipper, you can bet that he would demand the maximum dosage of painkillers, under threat of jailtime.

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